Now if I were so lucky

I would find my hearing aid.  About a week ago I discovered it was gone – 11 months old, cost $2000.  After looking

high and low, I realized it must have flipped off when I took my reading glasses off.  Sometimes the little clear wire

gets caught in  my glasses earpiece.  Since it is the same color as my carpet, I knew it was worse  than the proverbial

needle in a stack!  I can’t hear worth a darn without the aid.  Although I still have one in the other ear, it isn’t good

enough.  Has anyone tried the kind AARP advertises (available at Walgreen’s)?